Ode to Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town

Cast

 * Young Guy as Charlie
 * David as himself
 * Steven as Keith

Transcript

 * (Vancouver, Canada, April 1, 1993)
 * Charlie: Hello.
 * David: Charlie, what's up?
 * Charlie: What have you been doing for the past hour that I've been calling you?
 * David: Well, let's see. My girlfriend Kayla Yoshikawa and I went to the Loews Theaters to see Aladdin, then I watched Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon and then I played Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
 * Charlie: Okay. Okay, whatever. This is important. Have you check the internet today at all?
 * David: Yeah, I checked the internet and it's working very perfectly. Why's that?
 * Charlie: Okay. Well, you know Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town, two Japanese anime kids shows that aired on Nickelodeon 6 years ago in 1987?
 * David: Yeah. Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town, two anime kids shows that aired on Nickelodeon 6 years ago in 1987. Why?
 * Charlie: Yeah! Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town, two anime kids shows that aired on Nickelodeon 6 years ago in 1987. They're going to be taken off the air on April 2nd and April 3rd respectively.
 * David: What? No.
 * Charlie: Yeah. They're being taken off the air on April 2nd and April 3rd respectively. It's their last days.
 * David: What's Keith gonna do?
 * Charlie: Does he know about it?
 * David: Yeah. He knows everything all about Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town since 1984 and 1986 respectively.
 * Charlie: How do you think he's gonna react?
 * David: He'll probably kill himself.
 * Charlie: Kill himself? Is that a bad thing?
 * David: He's our designated driver and he makes the very good cupcakes.
 * Charlie: Do you have gas in your car?
 * David: Let me ask my girlfriend.
 * [Cut to: Keith's house. Keith is in his bedroom, watching Maple Town on his hi-tech futuristic flatscreen TV when he hears the doorbell ring.]
 * Keith: Hey, what are you two doing here?
 * Charlie: Oh, hey Keith. Uh, well. We just came by to...
 * David: Thinking about hanging out with Bobby Bear and the Maple Town gang! I swear to God that's exactly what we're doing! Come on, let's go!
 * Keith: What, the Maple Town gang? [chuckles] No thanks, I'm going to the zoo today!
 * Charlie: Oh, the zoo?
 * Keith: I like foxes and panda bears.
 * Charlie: I guess we can go there like afterwards or something. I mean if you really want to.
 * Keith: Okay, I'm gonna watch so more of Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town on Nickelodeon.
 * David: No! Wait! Uhhhhh......I've just read an article about Maple Town and it says that it will. They're...they're taking Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town of the air!
 * Keith: They're taking Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town off the air?
 * Charlie: Yeah. We all know you're a massive fan of Adventures of the Little Koala since 1984 and a major fan of Maple Town since 1986 respectively, so we were gonna try to hide the news....forever.
 * David: And they're just anime shows. You can watch Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon. Right?
 * Keith: [sighs sadly] Yeah, I guess I could. I can go play Japanese musical arcade games at the mall to get this off my mind.
 * Charlie: Man, you're taking this a lot better than we thought you would.
 * Keith: Yell, well. For me, it's not like I spent 9 years watching Adventures of the Little Koala and 7 years watching Maple Town respectively, but I think I'll be alright.
 * David: That's the right attitude, Keith. Still up for the zoo?
 * Keith: Yeah! Let me grab my wind breaker.
 * ("Hey Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town fans, on April 2nd and April 3rd respectively, Adventures of the Little Koala and Maple Town will be taken off the air and will no longer air on Nickelodeon. The sun will set for the Adventures of the Little Koala era after 9 years and the Maple Town era after 7 years of fun and excitement respectively. If you liked Maple Town, visit your local video store to get Maple Town on VHS.")
 * Keith: [sighs sadly] Looks like it's time for one last ride.
 * David:
 * Charlie: Man, whatever. What the hell is taking him so long?
 * David: I don't know, he's just probably staring at himself in the mirror as usual.
 * Charlie: Do we really wanna hang out with this guy all day anyway?
 * David:
 * Charlie: 1, 2, 3, Go!