Darren Pipster Misbehaves at Nickelodeon Universe

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 * (October 3, 2021)
 * Darren Pipster: Hey, Kayla,
 * Kayla: What is it, Darren Pipster?
 * Darren Pipster: Can we go to Nickelodeon Universe?
 * Kayla: No!
 * Darren Pipster: But Kayla! I love Nickelodeon, so let's go to Nickelodeon Universe!
 * Kayla: Darren Pipster, I said no! we are not going to Nickelodeon Universe today, we are having sandwiches for lunch! which is with Wonder Bread, Jif Peanut Butter, and Welch's Grape Jelly
 * Darren Pipster: But Kayla, I want to go to Nickelodeon Universe, not having a stupid simple Wonder bread sandwich!
 * Kayla: Darren Pipster, for the last time, we are not going to Nickelodeon Universe because we are having sandwiches for lunch!
 * Mike: Kayla, the Wonder bread is expired, so it's moldy, so I cannot make the sandwiches!
 * Kayla: Did you hear that Darren Pipster, Mike said that the Wonder bread is expired, and he cannot make the sandwiches, in that case, we can go to Nickelodeon Universe!
 * (4 hours later, they arrived in Minnesota, but Nickelodeon Universe is closed due to renovations)
 * Darren Pipster: What? it is closed Kayla!
 * Kayla: Well, Darren Pipster, Nickelodeon Universe is closed due to renovations, I'm sorry, Darren Pipster!
 * Darren Pipster: What? Please tell me you are joking?
 * Kayla: Don't feel bad, how about we can go back home and read some fan made Kooky Von Koopa books instead!
 * Darren Pipster: What! NO? Those stupid fan made books are for preschoolers and Sanrio fans. I want to go to Nickelodeon Universe and have a blast!
 * Kayla: Darren Pipster, stop acting like a spoiled brat, we can either go back home and read some fan-made Kooky Von Koopa books, or you will   have nothing at all
 * Darren Pipster (yells at Star and Marco): You better get out of here because I'm going to destroy Nickelodeon Universe
 * (Darren Pipster destroyed Nickelodeon Universe, people were screaming and running away in horror)
 * Kayla: Darren Pipster, How Dare you destroy Nickelodeon Universe! That's it, you are not getting anything, and we are going back home!
 * (When they got home from Nickelodeon Universe, Darren Pipster is in big trouble)
 * Mike: Darren Pipster, you are grounded again, this time for 6 months because you destroyed Nickelodeon Universe in Minnesota and killing 8 people and injuring 2 other people. This means no TV, no Video Games, no Computer, & furthermore for the next 6 months until Patty Rabbit and the Maple Town kids pick you up for Walt Disney's Bambi in 6 months' time and we hope that Suzie Squirrel's crying during the death of Bambi's mother will teach you a miserable lesson! Go to bed now!
 * Kayla: And we will hire Miss Deer from Maple Town to babysit you for a very long time.
 * (Meanwhile with Marco and Star)
 * Marco Diaz: Star, I'm sorry about what happened at Nickelodeon Universe today. Darren Pipster is pretty troublesome, but I've never seen him do anything as horrible, crazy, dangerous, and destructive as that.
 * Star Butterfly: (crying) Neither have I, Marco. I've never been so traumatized in my entire life. That monster he summoned scared the heck out of me. There was no way I could use my magical powers to defeat that behemoth. I was scared that we would've gotten killed if we hadn't left that restaurant in a hurry.
 * Marco Diaz: I know, Star. But at least we survived that destruction, right? We're brave enough to face any monster, be it big or small. You could've used your magic to defeat that monster and punish Darren Pipster for his actions.
 * Star Butterfly: True, what shall we do now since Darren Pipster destroyed Nickelodeon Universe? I hope Military School will teach Darren Pipster a lesson!
 * Marco: And besides, I have got awesome karate moves to kick any bad guy's butt. Maybe the next time Darren Pipster, or any other troublemaker, causes a big scene and destroys a public area, we can work together to beat them up and punish them for their actions. We're brave enough to face any bad guy, Star. It's us vs. the forces of evil, and for the meantime, we can play Ristar (Rye-Star) for the Sega Genesis at my house.
 * Star Butterfly (happy): Oh, Marco, you're so wonderful!
 * Marco Diaz: Heh...Thanks, Star. Hugs?
 * Star Butterfly: Hugs!
 * (Star and Marco embrace her hugs)
 * Star: Let's play Ristar (Rye-Star) for the Sega Genesis at your house then, and also, thank you for the help!
 * Marco: No problem at all, let's go, Star Butterfly!