Kenan and Evan Refuse to Do Their Essay and Get in Trouble

Cast

 * Young Guy as Kenan
 * Evil Genius/David/Zack as Evan

Transcript

 * (Canton, Georgia, January 6, 2020)
 * Kenan: No way, Moana. Evan and I are not doing a twenty-page essay on Ancient China.
 * Evan: I agree with Kenan.
 * Moana: Kenan and Evan, you two are doing a twenty-page essay on Ancient China because your teacher said so.
 * Kenan: No! We want to watch Pretty Cure!
 * Moana: No, we're not watching Pretty Cure! You two are doing a twenty-page essay on Ancient China that is due next week! Do your twenty-page essays on Ancient China right now or you two are not getting anything!
 * Kenan and Evan: NO!!
 * [Kenan and Evan angrily throw their twenty-page essays on Ancient China away and it made Moana very angry.]
 * Moana: THAT IS SO IT, KENAN AND EVAN!!!! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BED EARLY AND YOU TWO ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL AND I WILL TELL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS WHEN THEY GET HOME!!!
 * Kenan: [running to bed with Evan] Noooooooooooooooooo! This is so unfair!