Elias D Bombs the Sacramento Mega Mall

Cast

 * Eric as Elias D
 * Kate as Mrs. Davis
 * Allison as Nozomi Yumehara/Cure Dream
 * Kayla as Suzie Squirrel and Nagisa Misumi/Cure White
 * Julie as Sophie the Otter and Honoka Yukishiro/Cure White

Transcript

 * (Sacramento, California, November 15, 2020)
 * Suzie Squirrel: Oh no! Bombs! I better run!
 * ("KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!")
 * ("Later")
 * [Cut to: Elias D's luxurious 5 story mansion. Elias D and his family are watching the news.]
 * Mrs. Davis: Let's watch the news.
 * Sophie the Otter: We interrupt your programming with some breaking news flash from the Orange Otter World News: The Sacramento Mega Mall, which is about 20 times bigger and larger than the South China Mall has been bombed and destroyed today. More than 10,000 people died and more than 2,000 people were injured. Let's interview several witnesses of the incident.
 * Fanny Fox: I was having pizza for lunch at the food court and suddenly, the bombs went off and thank God I didn't get hurt. I heard screaming and crying from families. I was so scared for my life and my friend's life.
 * Mason Saitō: And we all know that it was Elias D who did this! It was Elias D! He's the one who planted to bombs into the mall and exploded them after 10 seconds! We have to run as fast as we could!


 * Patty Rabbit: I was walking into a jewelry store to buy both Fanny Fox and Rachel Rabbit new diamond necklaces and all of a sudden, I heard Elias D walking into the Sacramento Mega Mall, planning to bomb the whole place! I had to run as fast as I could! And Elias D, if you are watching this, you have severely injured dozens of students from your school and now you're gonna have to pay all of the hospital bills!
 * Eddy: Now here we have Suzie Squirrel from Maple Town. She thinks that Elias D has something to do with this.
 * Suzie Squirrel: Well, I was in the clothes store looking for some new Sanrio t-shirts to buy and suddenly, I heard Elias D walking into the store, planning to bomb the Sacramento Mega Mall! I had to run as fast as I could! I saw over 2,000 people having oxygen masks hooked onto their faces and being put onto spinal boards for a long time and over 10,000 people died! And it's all your fault, Elias D! If you are watching this, you and your family will be paying a bill of $900 trillion to repair the Sacramento Mega Mall!
 * Mrs. Davis: [offscreen] What?! That is more than the cost of the Arabian Peninsula's mega projects! Oh!! (X20) You're in deep trouble now!
 * Suzie Squirrel: You will also receive a restraining order from both the Pretty Cures and the police any minute now!
 * Cure Dream: This is Nozomi Yumehara also known as Cure Dream and we're here for to inform Elias D that he needs to pay every hospital bill on these people! Into the Davis Family, you'll be paying $5,000 for each hospital bill including $900 trillion to repair the Sacramento Mega Mall!
 * Mrs. Davis: [offscreen] Oh!! (X30) Elias D, your siblings and I can't believe we have to pay $5,000 for each hospital bill! You are in so much trouble now!!
 * Cure Aqua: This is all your fault, Elias D! You're the one who bombed the Sacramento Mega Mall! Into Mrs. Davis, if you don't pay all these bills by September of 2021 next year, your son Elias will be sent to prison in the Baron's Fortress in Haven City, and you'll be getting a restraining order from the mall once after it repairs!
 * Cure Rouge: If either of you go 100 feet near the mall, your son Elias will be sent to prison in the Baron's Fortress in Haven City! That's all we have to say!
 * Mrs. Davis: [in Shouty Guy's voice] OH MY F***ING GOD, ELIAS DAVIS!!!! YOUR SIBLINGS AND I CAN'T F***ING BELIEVE WE HAVE TO PAY ALL THESE BILLS BY SEPTEMBER OF 2021 NEXT YEAR!!!! YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!!!!
 * Cure Black: [as she, Cure White, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom enter the living room] OH!!!! (X40) ELIAS D, YOUR MOM AND SIBLINGS AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ENDED UP ON THE NEWS AND NOW, WE AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE TO PAY ALL THESE BILLS!!!
 * Cure White: THAT IS SO TOTALLY IT, ELIAS D!!! TIME FOR A BRUTAL BELT AND GANG BEATING!!!!
 * Elias D: [crying as his family and the Pretty Cures angrily gang up on him] No! (X20) Not the belts! Anything but the belts! Wait! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * [Cure Black, Cure White, Cure Egret, Cure Bloom and the Davis Family angrily brutally beat and whack Elias D with belts and violently beat him up, gang attack and assault him, but this is censored]