New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL Misbehaves on the way to Baby Shark Live and Gets in Trouble

Cast

 * Young Guy as Phillip Psareas
 * Dave as WonderWill7134

Transcript

 * (February 6, 2022)
 * Phillip Psareas: Hey New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL, we are going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids both humans and animal people alike wanted to see it.
 * WonderWill7134: And also, you need to be on your best behavior during the trip to the music hall.
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: But Phillip Psareas and Quinton Carroll-White AKA WonderWill7134, I hate Baby Shark Live! I don't want to go to that stupid live show because it's from Korea! I would rather stay home and watch Beastars on Netflix because Japan is way better than Korea and China!
 * Phillip Psareas: Too bad, New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL. You don't deserve to watch Beastars or any other shows and movies from Japan because you're being extremely racist, abysmal and nasty towards Chinese, Korean, Middle Eastern, Afghan, Egyptian, Algerian, Moroccan, Tunisian, Latin American, African American, Malaysian, Singaporean, Filipino and Indonesian people, making threats about feeding dogs chocolate which is bad for them and for being mean, cruel and abysmal towards innocent users on YouTube.
 * WonderWill7134: I agree with Phillip Psareas. We are going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids wanted to see it and that's final! Now let's get on the bus now. We don't want to be late for Baby Shark Live.
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: But Phillip Psareas and WonderWill7134, I don't want to go!
 * Phillip Psareas: New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL, stop acting like a toddler right now. We're going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids both humans and animal people alike wanted to see it and that's final!
 * WonderWill7134: Yeah, if you keep this up with that attitude, you will be grounded until summer begins.
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: Can we please stop for Arbys?
 * Phillip Psareas: No, we're not stopping for Arbys New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL. You can get something to eat when we get to the music hall.
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: But I'm so, so, so, so, so, so super hungry!
 * ("After New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL made all of those rotten and abysmal excuses of not going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live, everyone arrived too late at the music hall. Let's find out what happens next. Shall we?")
 * Phillip Psareas: Curses, we've just arrived late to the music hall! All we wanted to do is to go to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because those kindergartners wanted to see the live on stage show and meet Pinkfong and Hogi. But no, the performance is almost over. [In Kidaroo voice] WHAT?!! WHAT?!! WHAT?!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD, THE PERFORMANCE IS ALREADY OVER!!! OH!!!! (X60) NEW JAPAN EMPIRE UTTP THDTC TSPL, YOU STUPID BRAT!!!! HOW DARE YOU?!!! THAT DOES IT, WE'RE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW AND GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANYTHING AT ALL AND WE WILL NEVER TAKE YOU ANYWHERE ELSE EVER AGAIN!!!
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 * Phillip Psareas: Stop crying New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL, this is all your fault.
 * WonderWill7134: I agree with Phillip Psareas, New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL This is all your dumb fault for making us all late to the music hall! Now those kindergartners are very disappointed because of you!
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: But Phillip Psareas, all I ever wanted was to stay home and watch Beastars on Netflix. So that's why I have to make you all late to the live show performance!
 * Phillip Psareas: No! The reason why you have to come with us to the music hall it is because those kindergartners wanted to see Baby Shark Live. But no, you've stalled us all!
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: Okay, I get it now. I'm so, so sorry.
 * Phillip Psareas: No, your apologies will not work New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL! You have made us miss the live on stage show! When we arrived at the music hall, the tickets for Baby Shark Live were sold out and there was the applause and cheering going on inside! If you haven't made us late, none of this would've happened!
 * WonderWill7134: I agree with Phillip Psareas. Now these kindergartners are very angry, disappointed and upset because you have ruined our night! We're never taking you anywhere else out in public ever again because of this!
 * New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL: Okay. I get it and I'm extremely sorry for what I did. Will I still be able to see One Piece Film Red and Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero when they come out in theaters?
 * Phillip Psareas: No! Absolutely not! You have severely ruined our night! When we bring you home, you'll be grounded until summer begins! You will have absolutely nothing at all except for a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal along with milk, juice and toast for breakfast tomorrow morning and that's it! You will also go straight to bed early and you can forget about dinner tonight when we bring you home and I will tell your parents about this when they get home from the movies!
 * WonderWill7134: And also, we will never and I mean never take you anywhere else ever again!
 * ("Back at New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL's luxurious 5 story house.")
 * Phillip Psareas: This is all your fault, New Japan Empire UTTP THDTC TSPL!! You are so grounded until summer begins! This means no more anything from Japan for you and we will never, and I mean never take you anywhere else ever again for that duration! Go to bed right now!