ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo For Hire Episode 1: AMC Theaters

Cast

 * Steven as ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo
 * Kayla as Kikko Hayashida and Sakurako Koinuma
 * Kimberly as Kento Koshiba and Kirinta Kusano
 * Paul as Igor the Mii

Transcript

 * (May 14, 2021)
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Hi, I'm ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo and welcome to the ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo For Hire series. First, I'm going to work at the AMC Theaters.
 * [Cut to: The AMC Theaters.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Alright! Now let's get down to business.
 * [Kento Koshiba walks in the AMC Theaters.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the AMC Theaters. How may I help you?
 * Kento Koshiba: I would like to have a ticket to see Wreck-it Ralph please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: I'm sorry to say this but the tickets for that film are sold out.
 * Kento Koshiba: WHAT?! Are you bloody kidding me?! The tickets for Wreck-it Ralph are not sold out! Look, Wreck-it Ralph is still available!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: It's just The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie on DVD. So get lost, you stupid shiba inu!
 * Kento Koshiba: [angrily leaving the AMC Theaters] You're so mean to me! I'm going to another AMC Theater!
 * [Kikko Hayashida walks into the AMC Theaters.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the AMC Theaters. How may I help you?
 * Kikko Hayashida: I would like to have a ticket to see Pretty Cure All Stars DX: Everyone's Friends☆The Collection of Miracles!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: I'm so sorry to say this but the tickets for that Japanese anime film are sold out.
 * Kikko Hayashida: What the hell?! You can't be serious! Pretty Cure All Stars DX: Everyone's Friends☆The Collection of Miracles! is not sold out!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: It's just a SpongeBob SquarePants toy. Get out right now, you stupid Japanese crybaby!
 * [Kikko Hayashida angrily storms out of the AMC Theaters to go to another one.]
 * Kikko Hayashida: You're so racist to me! I'm going to another AMC Theater!
 * [Kirinta Kusano enters the AMC Theaters.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the AMC Theaters. How may I help you?
 * Kirinta Kusano: I would like to see The Avengers, a Marvel movie from 2012 please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Okay. That will be $15.
 * Kirinta Kusano: What the hell?!! Are you bloody kidding me?! The tickets for The Avengers is $3 and you are being rude to me!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Well, you better get lost you dumb giraffe or else I will call the cops on you!
 * [Kirinta Kusano angrily leaves the AMC Theaters to go to another one.]
 * Kirinta Kusano: You are so mean to me! I'm going to see The Avengers at another AMC Theater!
 * [Sakurako Koinuma walks in the AMC Theaters.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the AMC Theaters. How may I help you?
 * Sakurako Koinuma: I would like to see Maple Town All Stars: Journey Into Wonderland please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Uh?! Aren't you getting tired of Pretty Cure and Jewelpet?
 * Sakurako Koinuma: No. I love Pretty Cure along with Jewelpet, Sailor Moon, Aikatsu! and Maple Town. Please give me the tickets to see Maple Town All Stars: Journey Into Wonderland.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Absolutely not! You're such a dumb crybaby for being a Pretty Cure fan!
 * [Sakurako Koinuma started to become very angry.]
 * Sakurako Koinuma: No, I'm not a crybaby! I want to see Maple Town All Stars: Journey Into Wonderland this instant!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Never! You'll become a big bedwetting crybaby if you see Maple Town All Stars: Journey Into Wonderland!
 * Sakurako Koinuma: If you dare call me a crybaby one more time, I will beat you up severely!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Crybaby!! (X20) Sakurako Koinuma is a bed wetting crybaby! Har! (X10)
 * Sakurako Koinuma: OH!!! (X50) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! OH MY GOD, CHRISTMASYES SUNNYDAYNO!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SAYING THOSE NASTY THINGS TO ME!!!! THAT IS SO IT!!!! YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU DUMB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LOVING RAT!!!
 * [Sakurako Koinuma angrily walked up to ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo and began brutally beating him up as this action is censored.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: OUCH!!! (X50) Stop it! That hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * Sakurako Koinuma: That's what you get for being very nasty to me! I'm going to another AMC Theaters to see Maple Town All Stars: Journey Into Wonderland!
 * [Sakurako Koinuma angrily leaves the AMC Theaters to go to another one.]
 * Igor the Mii: