Classic Caillou Throws a Hissy Fit at McDonald's

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 * [In Caillou's parents' bedroom of the Anderson household, Classic Caillou is having a conversation with his parents, Boris and Doris]
 * Classic Caillou: Hey, Caillou, Dad and Mom.
 * Doris: What is it, Caillou?
 * Boris: Yes, Caillou. What do you want this time?
 * Classic Caillou: Well, I just wanted to ask you something. Can we please go to McDonald's for dinner? Because there is no food in the house.
 * Doris: (Angrily, as Classic Caillou becomes sad) No! Absolutely not!
 * Boris: (Angrily) I agree with your mother! We are not going to McDonald's if we already have plans to watch Encanto, Coco, Moana and Onward with your normal clone, your little sister, and Dora while having some Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches and Little Hug Lemonade Juices at home!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Yeah! What is the point of going to a restaurant when we already plan a family movie night at home?
 * [In a fit of rage, Classic Caillou lies down on his back and kicks his feet while pounding his fists and crying]
 * Classic Caillou: (Angrily) Dad, Mom, and Caillou, what do you even think? Encanto, Coco, Moana, Onward, and the Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches with Little Hug Lemonade Juices are just for babies and little kids like one of my little sisters, whose name is Rosie! And it is only before further notice! I don't want to watch Encanto, Coco, Moana and Onward until further notice! I want to go to McDonald's, and that's goddamn final!
 * [Not buying Classic Caillou's tantrum, Boris, Doris, and Caillou angrily stamp their feet]
 * Doris: (Angrily) Classic Caillou, don't you start this behavior! You're 14 years old now! And someday, you're going to have to grow up! You're not a baby anymore!
 * Boris: (Angrily) We don't feel like driving you anywhere! And we are still not going to McDonald's tonight! Because we already planned a family movie night with your normal clone, your little sister, and Dora at home and eating some Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches and Little Hug Lemonade Juices, and that is goddamn final!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Now if you don't stop throwing a tantrum like a toddler and shut the hell up, then mother, and father, and I will have no choice but to punish you so severely!
 * [Just then, they hear Rosie's, voices from the next room. Boris, Doris, Caillou look surprised]
 * Rosie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Bro, Dad and Mom, calm down! The TV is broken. So, Dora are not coming over tonight. And also, the Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches, along with the Little Hug Lemonade Juices, are both expired. So, you can take our big brother to McDonald's. And you can bring something back for us. But don't get him any desserts from McDonald's because we still have a lot of store bought snacks at home.
 * [Boris, Doris, Caillou turn to classic self in happiness; Classic Caillou also smiles in delight]
 * Boris: (Happily) Did you hear that, Classic Caillou? Your brother and sister said the TV is broken, and the Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwiches, along with the Little Hug Lemonade Juices, are both expired. So that means we can go to McDonald's after all.
 * Doris: (Happily) Just only you, and your normal clone. Come on! And let's go to the car!
 * When Caillou took Classic Caillou to McDonald's, Classic Caillou scared away four members of the Shima Shima Gang and their Pretty Cure friends because Classic Caillou wanted a M&M McFlurry, Chocolate Chip Cookie, Apple Pie, Vanilla Milkshake when Caillou said no desserts for you from McDonald's due to a lot of store bought snacks at home.
 * [At McDonald's, a waitress is at Caillou and Classic Caillou's menu, asking them if he could take their orders. Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom including Amelie, a wheelchair-bound lion cub who had joined both the Shima Shima Gang and the Orange Otter Coalition in late October of 2021 are at different tables, too]
 * McDonald's Waitress Employee: Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
 * Caillou: I would like the Big Mac with 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, a Large French Fries, a Large Coke, an Oreo McFlurry, and a Chocolate Milkshake please.
 * Classic Caillou: And I would like the Big Mac with 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, a Large French Fries, a Large Coke Zero, an M&M McFlurry, and a Vanilla Milkshake please.
 * [Caillou glare at Classic Caillou, Classic Caillou starts to cry, and Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Amelie, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom become frightened]
 * Caillou: (Angrily) No way, Classic Caillou, Not for you! I am not allowed to buy you any desserts at McDonald's tonight! And you'd better not cry like a baby this minute!
 * [Classic Caillou stands up and punches his fists in the air while crying in anger]
 * Classic Caillou: (Crying) But Caillou! I said I wanted an M&M McFlurry, and a Vanilla Milkshake with my Big Mac with 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, a Large French Fries, a Large Coke Zero right now! You stinky, smelly, drolly, poopy, shorty, hardly-any-teeth disgraceful excuses of brother!
 * [Caillou also stand up and punches their fists in the air in anger]
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Classic Caillou, stop crying like a baby right now! Kids like you do not cry like babies! I said that you are not getting an M&M McFlurry, a Vanilla Milkshake, or other desserts from McDonald's tonight! Because we already got enough desserts, there are some Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, Little Debbie Butterfly Cakes, Little Debbie Birthday Cakes, Little Debbie Fancy Cakes, Hostess HoHo's, Hostess Twinkies, Hostess Ding-Dongs, Hostess Zingers, Pillsbury Sugar Cookies, Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookies, SpongeBob SquarePants fruit snacks, Super Mario Fruit Snacks, Great Value Tangy fruit smiles, Mickey Mouse Fruit Snacks, Disney Princess Fruit Snacks, Cheetos, Doritos, Lay's, Pringles, Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, and Breyer's Chocolate Ice Cream at home! And if we catch you saying that the store bought snacks ever being made from Shadow's disgusting snot from his ugly runny nose when he cries because he never blows his nose, then you are gonna be punished, young man! And we will go home! And we will just have to pour you a bowl of Lucky Charms, which is a sugary kids' cereal that you hate, along with a kids' juice, milk, and toast, and Chef Boyardee Spaghettios and Meatballs, and Kraft Spongebob Squarepants Macaroni and Cheese for dinner instead! And also, you will go to bed early tonight!
 * Classic Caillou: (Crying) Shut up, you stupid disgraceful excuses of brother! The stupid and poopy store bought snacks at home are pure garbage!
 * [Now Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Amelie, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom began crying because Classic Caillou yelled at his modern clone]
 * Caillou: (Angrily) That's it! Because you scared Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom including Amelie, a wheelchair-bound lion cub who had joined both the Shima Shima Gang and the Orange Otter Coalition in late October of 2021 at McDonald's by screaming and yelling at our faces, we are not eating dinner here tonight! We are dinner eating at home!
 * Classic Caillou: (Crying) But Caillou! I don't want to eat dinner at home! I want to eat dinner here!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Too bad, Classic Caillou! The decision has been made!
 * [Classic Caillou stops crying and punching his fists in the air and folds his arms cross his chest in anger]
 * Classic Caillou: (Angrily) It's not fair! They get to eat at McDonald's while my family get to eat food from that place! I wanna eat at McDonald's! I know, I wanna be a better customer than them! It's just not fair!
 * [He angrily gives his normal clone the middle finger]
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Classic Caillou! You know way better than to flip us off! That does it! For that, we are most definitely not eating at McDonald's tonight, young man! Instead, we're eating at home! And you're just gonna eat a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that you hate with a kids' juice, milk, and toast, and Chef Boyardee Spaghettios and Meatballs, and Kraft Spongebob Squarepants Macaroni and Cheese for dinner! And other than Lucky Charms cereal that you hate with a kids' juice, milk, and toast for dinner at home, you're just getting absolutely nothing at all! And we're going to tell the waitress to cancel our orders while we order something to go for My Family!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Excuse me? Could you cancel the order?
 * McDonald's Waitress Employeer: (Scared) Sure. (He cancels the Classic Caillous' orders) There! Your classic self's order: Big Mac with 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, a Large French Fries, a Large Coke Zero, an M&M McFlurry, and a Vanilla Milkshake has been cancelled. Is there anything else I can do?
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Yes! I am still order Big Mac with 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, a Large French Fries, a Large Coke, an Oreo McFlurry, and a Chocolate Milkshake, Boris, my father, would like the Big Mac, 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, Large French Fries, Large Coke, and Apple Pie! Doris, my mother, would like the Big Mac, 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, Large French Fries, Large Orange Fanta, and Cherry Pie! And Rosie, my sister, would like the Cheeseburger, 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets, Large French Fries, Large Sprite, M&M McFlurry, and Strawberry Milkshake! And all of these orders will be to go please!
 * McDonald's Waitress Employeer: (Shocked) OK! Here we go! Thank you!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Get in the car now, young man!
 * [After Caillou had ordered Classic Caillou's family their own food, they took Classic Caillou out of McDonald's and drove him back home. Classic Caillou is crying loudly like a baby because he didn't get anything to eat from McDonald's. But Caillou are not buying any of it]
 * Classic Caillou: (Crying) Caillou! It's not fair! I meant no harm to Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Amelie, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom at McDonald's!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) It is fair to me! Do not say another word to me, young man! We never should have taken you out to McDonald's tonight! And now you're just gonna have a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that you hate at home, with a kids' juice, milk, and toastand Chef Boyardee Spaghettios and Meatballs, and Kraft SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese for dinner! And that's all you're getting tonight while my family get their food we ordered for them from McDonald's!
 * Classic Caillou: Can we at least go back to McDonald's and get just the meals without the dessert?
 * Caillou: (Angrily) Shut up, young man! Not another word from your mouth until we get home! You promised to behave! And this is how you repay me for the second time? The first time was at KFC in 2019! We're never doing anything outside of the house for you ever again! When we get in the house, you will be told off! And also, you will be severely punished!
 * [Back at the Anderson household, Classic Caillou is sitting on his bed, crying while Boris, Doris, Caillou, and Rosie angrily stamp their feet]
 * Boris: (Angrily) Now stay in your room until our normal dinner at home is ready for ourselves!
 * Doris: (Angrily) And your family will have their food from McDonald's while you're just gonna have a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that you hate, along with a kids' juice, milk, and toast, and Chef Boyardee Spaghettios, and ABC 123'S meatballs, and Kraft SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese for dinner!
 * Caillou: (Angrily) And there will be no more Warner Bros., Rankin Bass, Kids WB, Turner Broadcasting System, and Cartoon Network movies and TV shows, no more Warner Bros., Rankin Bass, Kids WB, Turner Broadcasting System, and Cartoon Network video games, no more Looney Tunes shows, no more Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, no more Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, no more Warner Bros. Movie World, no more Six Flags, and no more restaurants for you, and furthermore, young man!
 * Rosie: (Angrily) Until you can behave and learn to deal with the store bought snacks we have at home!
 * WRJ WRJ: And also, we will hire Miss Lewis from Adventures of the Little Koala to babysit you while we all go to Warner Bros. Movie World, SeaWorld and DreamWorld in Gold Coast, Australia without you!
 * Meanwhile, with Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Amelie, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom. They're crying in West Palm Beach, Florida, at night without any hope left.
 * [At West Palm Beach, Florida, during the night, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Amelie, the Doki! Doki! Pretty Cure gang, the Smile Pretty Cure gang, the Happiness Charge Pretty Cure gang, the Yes! Pretty Cure 5 gang, Cure Black, Cure White, Shiny Luminous, Cure Egret and Cure Bloom are crying while watching lightning light up the dark night sky due to not getting food from McDonalds.]
 * Cure Black: (Crying) Ladies, I am so sorry about what happened when Classic Caillou ruined our chance of getting McDonald's for supper tonight.
 * Cure White: (Crying) You are right, Cure Black. It was all Classic Caillou's fault.
 * Shiny Luminous: (Crying) But thank goodness his Dad, Mom, Caillou, and Rosie had to take him home to pour him a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal that he hates with a kids' juice, milk, and toast, and Chef Boyardee Spaghettios and Meatballs, and Kraft SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese instead.
 * Kikko Hayashida: (Crying) And since it is getting dark and stormy out, there is absolutely nothing left for us to do since Classic Caillou ruined our chance of getting food from McDonald's.
 * Cure Happy: (Crying) And the worst part was when Classic Caillou was screaming and yelling at his Dad, Mom, Caillou, and Rosie over not getting an M&M McFlurry, a Vanilla Milkshake or other desserts from McDonald's because he had to deal with the store bought snacks at home.
 * Cure Sunny: (Crying) This is the worst evening of our lives.
 * Cure Peace: (Crying) And to make matters worse, he called those store bought snacks stupid and poopy and that they were made from Marurin Sasaki's tears when she cries.
 * Cure March: (Crying) Just because Marurin Sasaki cries like Penny Ling.
 * Cure Beauty: (Crying) This isn't true.
 * Cure Heart: (Crying) That's right. We're all crying at West Palm Beach in Florida right now.
 * Cure Diamond: (Crying) That is, until Sarah West and Sophie the Otter can cheer us up to make up for what happened at McDonald's.
 * Cure Rosetta: (Crying) But at least the nighttime view, along with the lightning lighting up the sky, is beautiful.
 * Cure Sword: (Crying) So you can go to Burger King instead?
 * Cure Ace: (Crying) Let's go to Burger King!