User blog:Tsukini2022/Hoho misbehaves at White Castle

Summary
Hoho wants Charles Morrow to take him to White Castle, but Charles tells Hoho that they're watching Care Bears Adventures In Care-A-Lot on DVD. But Nora said to Charles that the DVD of Care Bears Adventures In Care-A-Lot is scratched and must be replaced with Wreck-it Ralph on Blu-ray. When they got to White Castle, Hoho throws a violent tantrum at White Castle, making a poor 8 year old girl Vietnamese piglet cry while Hoho kills her babysitter and summons the evil spirit of Scar and his hyena minions as she runs away and cries. Hoho got sent to Joe Biden's Office as he is banned from going anywhere worldwide until further notice. Knuckles then comforts the 8 year old girl piglet and helps her move to an orphanage.

Transcript
(January 26, 2022)

Hoho: Hey Charles Morrow.

Charles Morrow: What is it Hoho?

Hoho: Can we eat at White Castle?

Charles Morrow: No, we cannot.

Hoho: But Charlew, I need White Castle so badly. So let's go.

Charles Morrow: Hoho, I said no. We're staying home to watch Care Bears Adventures in Care-A-Lot on DVD.

Rintoo: I want White Castle! (8 times)

Charles Morrow: Hoho, for the last time, we're watching Care Bears Adventures In Care-A-Lot on DVD and that's final. Or you can have nothing at all.

Noisy Nora: Charles, our DVD of Care Bears Adventures In Care-A-Lot is scratched up and must be replaced with Luca on Blu-ray. You can take Hoho to White Castle while I throw away the DVD and go to Target to get Luca on Blu-ray.

Charles Morrow: Did you hear that Hoho? My wife Nora said our DVD of Care Bears Adventures In Care-A-Lot is scratched. Now we can go to White Castle.

(When Charles Morrow takes Hoho to White Castle)

White Castle Clerk: Welcome to White Castle, how can we take your order?

Charles Morrow: I'm here to order food for Hoho. Hoho, please tell the manager what you want.

Hoho: I would like to order large french fries, a cheese slider and a strawberry milkshake

White Castle Clerk: I'm sorry Hoho, but we're don't have enough ingredients to make strawberry milkshakes.

Hoho: WHAT THE HECK? YOU GOTTA KIDDING ME?

White Castle Clerk: Calm down, kid, how about i can offer you a chocolate milkshake instead?

Hoho: THERE GOTTA BE NO GODDAMN MYTH THAT THIS DUMB LOSER FROM SOVIET RUSSIA IS OUT OF STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES!!

Charles Morrow: Hoho, watch your mouth and stop acting like a spoiled brat or you can have nothing at all.

Hoho: I DON'T CARE, YOU STUPID CANADIAN MOUSE!

(a 8 year old girl Vietnamese piglet walks into White Castle with her babysitter, a 16 year old male Vietnamese leopard)

Hoho: YOU THERE MAPLE TOWN BRAT! GET OUT OF THIS STUPID WHITE CASTLE BUILDING, OR I WILL SEND YOU TO THE F***ING POLICE!

8 year old girl piglet (sobbing): No (30 times)

Hoho: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! I CAN'T GET ANYTHING I WANT TODAY!!! FIRST, IM BABYSITTED BY A STUPID 38 YEAR OLD MOUSE, THEN THERE ISN'T ANYMORE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES AND NOW I'M SO MAD!!! I'M GONNA STEAL THAT LOSER COSTUME GIRL'S SWORD!! FOR YOU, SCAR!!!!

(Hoho sneaks into Fiona's pocket and takes out her pink sword)

Fiona: Hey kid, that's my sword! It's illegal to bring up weapons in public places!

Hoho: SHUT UP, YOU TRASHY TEENAGE GIRL POOP!! I'M GOING TO PIERCE THIS KID'S BABYSITTER RIGHT FROM THE HEAD!!!

(Hoho slices the 8 year old girl Vietnamese pig's babysitter in half from head to foot with Fiona's sword with everyone screaming and running away from White Castle and the blood and gore splats everywhere at White Castle as Discord's evil laughing and Spiffy Pictures.EXE jumpscare sound effects are heard extremely mega loudly as Hoho summons the evil ghost of Scar and 1,000 of his hyena minions, as they kill and injure over 2,000 people on the streets as quadrillions of American civilians panicked and ran for their lives on the city of GoAnipolis as Hoho shouted "THIS IS FOR ZIRA!!!!" repeatedly.)

8 year old girl piglet (sobbing): (Penny Ling's crying voice)

(Then the 8 year old girl Vietnamese piglet cries and runs away out of the now destroyed White Castle restaurant as Scar fades and the Hyenas teleport away)

Charles Morrow: (Shouty's voice) OH!!!!! (X100) HOHO, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SUMMONED SCAR TO CAUSE A MASSIVE 9/11 TERRORIST RAMPAGE LIKE THIS!!!!! THAT DOES IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!! THE POLICE ARE COMING TO TAKE US TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND WE ARE IN BIG TIME TROUBLE THANKS TO TOU!!!!!

[14 minutes later, the U.S. Army and the U.S. Marines arrived]

Cop: Hoho, What were those in your hands?

Hoho: Nothing.

Cop: Let us see, kid.

[Hoho shows the cops Fiona's stolen sword]

Cop: Kid, that chainsaw can be dangerous along with that minigun. You can kill yourself.

Charles Morrow: Oh my God! Hoho, I can't believe you caused a massive rampage!! That's it! You're in big trouble with Joe Biden when we're being sent to Washington, D.C., and you're not getting anything when we get home!

Hoho: (Princess Morbucks Crying Noise Sound Effect) waaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

(At Seniguchi's home, this injured 10 year old Mexican-Japanese girl rattlesnake is severely shot in the arms, mother and father call 911 on their phone)

Seniguchi Una's Dad: Veterinary Hospital on Hotline, 911!

Wizard Lizard: What is it?

Seniguchi Una's Dad: My wife and I are worried that Hoho caused a massacre on White Castle.

Seniguchi Una's Mom: Our daughter is in a panic attack. Can you come here to take her to the 3 story hospital? Our home is in the Yellow Coast Apartment. Okay. Goodbye.

(Meanwhile in the Capital of the United States of America, Washington, District of Columbia! President Joe Biden is extremely mega furious at Hoho)

Joe Biden: HOHO!!!! YOU STUPID BABY!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU CAUSED A MASSIVE RAMPAGE DOWN AT GOANIPOLIS, MASSACHUSSETTS!!!! YOU KNOW DOING THAT KIND OF STHFF IS AGAINST THE BIBLE AND THE LAW!!!! THIS IS THE WORST EVER THING MANKIND HAS DONE SINCE THE EVIL SPIRIT OF KOVU HAS POSSESED FLAPPYDACTYL AND CAUSED A MASSIVE WORLDWIDE CUBAN COMMUNIST REVOLT PLUNGING THE ENTIRE EARTH IN DARKNESS AND PUSHING SIMBA AND THE ENTIRE LION KING AND QUEENS EXTREMELY TOO FAR!!!! AND FOR ALL THE BAD, TERRIBLE AND DANGEROUS THINGS YOU HAVE DONE, YOU PRINCESS MORBUCKS-BRAINED IDIOT HAS BEEN THE WORST CHINESE CHILD IN HISTORY AND ARE BANNED FROM GOING ANYWHERE IN PUBLIC WORDWIDE!!!! I'M NOT EVEN LAUGHING, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I REPEAT, GET BACK GOME IMMEDIETELY!!

(The U.S. Army takes Hoho away, later in the Baron's Fortress)

U.S. Marine: We're sorry, young man. You shouldn't have misbehaved at a White Castle in the first place. Now stay there until your behavior changes through Bambi viewings.

Hoho (Caillou crying voice): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Why does this always happen to me?

[We see the 8 year old Vietnamese girl piglet crying in bed, she's lying in her pillow.]

8 year old girl piglet: No, this can't be happening. Hoho killed my babysitter and nearly destroyed the city, now I'm permanently lost and seperated from my family in Vietnam without anybody to take care of me.

(Knuckles comes up to her bedroom as the 8 year old Vietnamese girl piglet still cries. Knuckles walks to her bed, patting her shoulder) Knuckles: I'm so sorry about what happened at White Castle.

8 year old girl piglet: No Knuckles, it wasn't your fault. Charles Morrow should've said no about going to White Castle and yes about watching Care Bears: Adventures In Care-A-Lot on DVD to keep the legacy of Don Bluth alive! (the 8 year old girl piglet continues to cry, Knuckles feels bad for her)

Knuckles: Don't cry, how about we can watch Moana and I can order pizza, breadsticks, a Diet Pepsi, and some cinnamon swirl pizza from Papa Gino's instead and then I'll take you to the GoAnimate City International Airport for the flight to Sylvania, United Kingdom to give you a new place to live?

8 year old girl piglet: Oh Knuckles, you've just made me think about it now.

(Knuckles hugs the happy 8 year old girl piglets)

8 year old girl piglet: Let's eat some dinner from Papa Gino's and watch well-received Disney movies and we'll go to the GoAnimate City International Airport for the flight to Sylvania, United Kingdom to give me a new place to live. Thank you for the help.

Knuckles: No problem at all