Darren Pipster Gets Expelled Massive Time!

Cast

 * Steven as Darren Pipster

Transcript

 * (Valparaiso, Indiana, March 5, 2021)
 * Cure Black: Alright class, today you'll be writing about what do you want to do in the future this summer on your school Chromebooks. It better be nice and appropriate.
 * ["This summer, I would like to join the Taliban. That way I can promote stupidity, Nazi Germany styled slavery, sexual slavery and forced prostitution in Afghanistan and make the Syrian Civil War endless and nuclear armed. When I'm in the Taliban, I can team up with Al-Qaeda and f*** and destroy the United States of America and its allies with attacks."]
 * Cure Black: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! OH!!! (X30) DARREN PIPSTER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO JOIN THE TALIBAN IN THE FUTURE THIS SUMMER!!! THAT IS TERRORISM TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ITS ALLIES!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND I WILL TELL SAKI HYUUGA ABOUT THIS!!! I'M SO DONE RIGHT NOW!!! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY THIS, DARREN PIPSTER!!!
 * Darren Pipster:
 * [Cut to: The Principal's Office.]
 * Cure Bloom: Nagisa Misumi called me and she said that you wrote that you want to join the Taliban in the future this summer!! How dare you!? That is big time terrorism!! That does it, you're hereby expelled from Orange Otter School District for life with your student data being removed from our network!! I'm calling your mom right now.