ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo For Hire Episode 2: Regal Cinemas

Cast

 * Steven as ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo
 * Kayla as Nyakkii Momoyama and Ramurin Makiba
 * Kimberly as Monta Kimura and Tamasaburo Hyodo
 * Young Guy as Ash Ketchum

Transcript

 * (May 15, 2021)
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Man, I can't believe I got fired from the AMC Theaters! I better find another place to work at, which is the Regal Cinemas.]
 * [Cut to: The Regal Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Alright! Now let's get down to business.
 * [Monta Kimura walks in the Regal Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Regal Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Monta Kimura: I would like to have a ticket to see Monsters University please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: I'm sorry to say this but the tickets for that film are sold out.
 * Monta Kimura: WHAT?! Are you bloody kidding me?! The tickets for Monsters University are not sold out! Look, Monsters University is still available!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: It's just a SpongeBob SquarePants DVD. So get lost, you stupid monkey!
 * Monta Kimura: [angrily leaving the Regal Cinemas] You're so mean to me! I'm going to another AMC Theater!
 * [Ramurin Makiba walks into the Regal Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Regal Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Ramurin Makiba: I would like to have a ticket to see Pretty Cure All Stars DX2: Light of Hope☆Protect The Rainbow Jewel!!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: I'm so sorry to say this but the tickets for that Japanese anime film are sold out.
 * Ramurin Makiba: What the hell?! You can't be serious! Pretty Cure All Stars DX2: Light of Hope☆Protect The Rainbow Jewel!! It is not sold out!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: It's just a SpongeBob SquarePants book. Get out right now, you stupid pink Japanese crybaby!
 * [Ramurin Makiba angrily storms out of the Regal Cinemas to go to another one.]
 * Ramurin Makiba: You're so racist to me! I'm going to another Regal Cinemas!
 * [Tamasaburo Hyodo enters the Regal Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Regal Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Tamasaburo Hyodo: I would like to see Thor: The Dark World.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Okay. That will be $19.
 * Tamasaburo Hyodo: What the hell?!! Are you bloody kidding me?! The tickets for Thor: The Dark World is $2 and you are being rude to me!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Well, you better get lost you blue cheetah or else I will call the cops on you!
 * [Tamasaburo Hyodo angrily leaves the Regal Cinemas to go to another one.]
 * Tamasaburo Hyodo: You are so mean to me! I'm going to see Thor: The Dark World at another Regal Cinemas!
 * [Nyakkii Momoyama walks in the Regal Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Regal Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Nyakkii Momoyama: I would like to see Jewelpet the Movie: Sweets Dance Princess please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Uh?! Aren't you getting tired of Pretty Cure?
 * Nyakkii Momoyama: No. I love Jewelpet along with Pretty Cure and Maple Town. Please give me the tickets to see Jewelpet the Movie: Sweets Dance Princess.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Absolutely not! You're such a dumb crybaby for being a Pretty Cure fan!
 * [Nyakkii Momoyama started to become very angry.]
 * Nyakkii Momoyama: No, I'm not a crybaby! I want to see Jewelpet the Movie: Sweets Dance Princess this instant!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Never! You'll become a big crybaby if you see Jewelpet the Movie: Sweets Dance Princess!
 * Nyakkii Momoyama: If you dare call me a crybaby one more time, I will beat you up!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Crybaby!! (X20) Nyakkii Momoyama is a bed wetting crybaby! Har! (X10)
 * Nyakkii Momoyama: OH!!! (X50) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD, CHRISTMASYES SUNNYDAYNO!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SAYING THOSE NASTY THINGS TO ME!!!! THAT IS SO IT!!!! YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU DUMB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LOVING BRAT!!!
 * [Nyakkii Momoyama angrily walked up to ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo and began brutally beating him up as this action is censored.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: OW!!! (X50) Stop it! That hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * Nyakkii Momoyama: That's what you get for being very nasty to me! I'm going to another Regal Cinemas to see Jewelpet the Movie: Sweets Dance Princess!
 * [Nyakkii Momoyama angrily leaves the Regal Cinemas to go to another one.]
 * Ash Ketchum: