ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo For Hire Episode 3: Toho Cinemas

Cast

 * Steven as ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo
 * Julie as Miffy and Misty
 * Kendra as Dan
 * Shy Girl as Mimirin Midorihara and Marurin Sasaki

Transcript

 * (May 16, 2021)
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Curses, I can't believe I got fired from the Regal Cinemas! I better find another place to work at, which is the Toho Cinemas.]
 * [Cut to: The Toho Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Alright! Now let's get to work!
 * [Miffy walks in the Toho Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Toho Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Miffy: I would like to have a ticket to see Frozen please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: I'm sorry to say this but the tickets for that film are sold out.
 * Miffy: WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! The tickets for Frozen are not sold out! Look, Frozen is still available!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: It's just a SpongeBob SquarePants VHS tape. So get lost, you stupid Dutch loser!
 * Miffy: [angrily leaving the Toho Cinemas] You're so mean to me! I'm going to another Toho Cinemsa!
 * [Mimirin Midorihara walks into the Toho Cinemas.]
 * Mimirin Midorihara: I would like to have a ticket to see Pretty Cure All Stars DX3: Deliver the Future! The Rainbow-Colored Flower That Connects the World! please,
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: I'm so sorry to say this but the tickets for that Japanese anime film are sold out.
 * Mimirin Midorihara: What the hell?! You can't be serious! Pretty Cure All Stars DX3: Deliver the Future! The Rainbow-Colored Flower That Connects the World!! is not sold out!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: It's just a SpongeBob SquarePants book. Get out right now, you stupid Japanese crybaby!
 * [Mimirin Midorihara angrily storms out of the Toho Cinemas to go to another one.]
 * Mimirin Midorihara: You're so racist to me! I'm going to another Toho Cinemas!
 * [Dan enters the Toho Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Toho Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Dan: I would like to see Wreck-it Ralph please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Okay. That will be $19.
 * Dan: What the hell?!! Are you bloody kidding me?! The tickets for Wreck-it Ralph is $2 and you are being rude to me!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Well, you better get lost you dumb Dutch loser or else I will call the cops on you!
 * [Dan angrily leaves the Toho Cinemas to go to another one.]
 * Dan: You are so mean to me! I'm going to see Wreck-it Ralph at another Toho Cinemas!
 * [Marurin Sasaki walks in the Toho Cinemas.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Welcome to the Toho Cinemas. How may I help you?
 * Marurin Sasaki: I would like to see Walt Disney's Cinderella please.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Uh?! Aren't you getting tired of Disney?
 * Marurin Sasaki: No. I love Disney along with Pretty Cure and Maple Town. Please give me the tickets to see Walt Disney's Cinderella.
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Absolutely not! You're such a dumb crybaby for being a Pretty Cure fan!
 * [Marurin Sasaki started to become very angry.]
 * Marurin Sasaki: No, I'm not a crybaby! I want to see Walt Disney's Cinderella this instant!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Never! You'll become a big crybaby if you see Walt Disney's Cinderella!
 * Marurin Sasaki: If you dare call me a crybaby one more time, I will beat you up!
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: Crybaby!! (X20) Marurin Sasaki is a bed wetting crybaby panda! Har! (X10)
 * Marurin Sasaki: OH!!! (X50) OH MY GOD, CHRISTMASYES SUNNYDAYNO!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SAYING THOSE NASTY THINGS TO ME!!!! THAT IS SO IT!!!! YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU DUMB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LOVING BRAT!!!
 * [Marurin Sasaki angrily walked up to ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo and began brutally beating him up as this action is censored.]
 * ChristmasYes SunnyDayNo: OW!!! (X50) Stop it! That hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * Marurin Sasaki: That's what you get for being very nasty to me! I'm going to another Toho Cinemas to see Walt Disney's Cinderella!
 * [Marurin Sasaki angrily leaves the Toho Cinemas to go to another one.]
 * Misty: