Kenan and Evan Misbehave on the way to Baby Shark Live and Get in Trouble

Cast

 * Young Guy as Kenan
 * Evil Genius/David/Zack as Evan
 * Steven as Phillip Psareas
 * Dave as WonderWill7134

Transcript

 * (Canton, Georgia, January 2, 2020)
 * Phillip Psareas: Hey Kenan and Evan, we are going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids both humans and animal people alike wanted to see it.
 * WonderWill7134: And also, you two need to be on your best behavior during the trip to the music hall.
 * Kenan: But Phillip Psareas and Quinton Carroll-White AKA WonderWill7134, Evan and I hate Baby Shark Live!
 * Evan: I agree with Kenan! We don't want to go to that stupid live show because it's made by Pinkfong! Kenan and I would rather stay home and watch Maple Town and Pretty Cure!
 * Phillip Psareas: Too bad, Kenan and Evan. We are going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids both humans and animal people alike want to see it and that's final.
 * WonderWill7134: I agree with Phillip Psareas. We are going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids wanted to see it and that's final! Now let's get on the bus now. We don't want to be late for Baby Shark Live.
 * Kenan: But Phillip Psareas and WonderWill7134, Evan and I don't want to go!
 * Phillip Psareas: Kenan and Evan, stop acting like toddlers right now. We're going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because these kindergarten aged kids both humans and animal people alike wanted to see it and that's final!
 * WonderWill7134: Yeah, if you two keep this up with that attitude, you two will be grounded until summer begins.
 * Evan: Can we please stop for White Castle?
 * Phillip Psareas: Absolutely not! We're not stopping for White Castle, Kenan and Evan. You two can get something to eat when we get to the music hall.
 * Kenan: But we're so, so, so, so, so, so super hungry!
 * ("After Kenan and Evan made all of those rotten and abysmal excuses of not going to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live, everyone arrived too late at the music hall. Let's find out what happens next. Shall we?")
 * Phillip Psareas: Curses, we've just arrived late to the music hall! All we wanted to do is to go to the music hall to see Baby Shark Live because those kindergartners wanted to see the live on stage show and meet Pinkfong and Hogi. But no, the performance is almost over. [In Kidaroo voice] WHAT?!! WHAT?!! WHAT?!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD, THE PERFORMANCE IS ALREADY OVER!!! OH!!!! (X60) KENAN AND EVAN, YOU STUPID BRATS!!!! HOW DARE YOU TWO?!!! THAT DOES IT, WE'RE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW AND GUESS WHAT, YOU TWO ARE NOT GETTING ANYTHING AT ALL AND WE WILL NEVER TAKE YOU BOTH ANYWHERE ELSE EVER AGAIN!!!
 * Kenan and Evan: [Together] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 * Phillip Psareas: Stop crying Kenan and Evan, this is all your faults.
 * WonderWill7134: I agree with Phillip Psareas, Kenan and Evan. This is all your dumb faults for making us all late to the music hall! Now those kindergartners are very disappointed because of you two!
 * Kenan: But Phillip Psareas, all Evan and I ever wanted was to stay home and watch Beastars on Netflix. So that's why we have to make you all late to the live show performance!
 * Phillip Psareas: No! The reason why you two have to come with us to the music hall it is because those kindergartners wanted to see Baby Shark Live. But no, you two have stalled us all!
 * Evan: Okay, we get it now. We're so, so sorry.
 * Phillip Psareas: No, your apologies will not work Kenan and Evan! You two have made us miss the live on stage show! When we arrived at the music hall, the tickets for Baby Shark Live were sold out and there was the applause and cheering going on inside! If you both haven't made us late, none of this would've happened!
 * WonderWill7134: I agree with Phillip Psareas. Now these kindergartners are very angry, disappointed and upset because you two have ruined our night! We're never taking you both anywhere else out in public ever again because of this!
 * Kenan: Okay. We get it and we're extremely sorry for what I did. Will Evan and I still be able to see when it comes out in theaters?
 * Phillip Psareas: No! Absolutely not! You two idiots have severely ruined our night! When we bring you two home, you both will be grounded until summer begins! You two will have absolutely nothing at all except for bowls of Lucky Charms cereal along with milk, juice and toast for breakfast tomorrow morning and that's it! You two will also go straight to bed early and you both can forget about dinner tonight when we bring you both home and I will tell your mom and dad about this when they get home!
 * WonderWill7134: And also, we will never, and I mean never take you both anywhere else ever again!
 * ("Back at Kenan's luxurious 5 story house.")
 * Phillip Psareas: This is all your faults, Kenan and Evan!! You two are so grounded until summer begins! Go to bed right now!