RecessFan1984 Fails Cooking Club

Cast

 * Steven as RecessFan1984
 * Ivy as Patty Rabbit, Catherine Cheetah and Susan Serval
 * Kayla as Suzie Squirrel, Holly Hyena and Laura Leopard
 * Young Guy as Ash Ketchum and Charlie (RecessFan1984's Dad)

Transcript

 * (January 10, 2018)
 * Ash Ketchum: Okay class, it's time for Cooking Club. We have lots of great recipes from The United States of America, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, South America, Japan, Korea, China, Mongolia, Southeast Asia, Europe and the Middle East.
 * Roobear Koala: I'm going to make sushi.
 * Laura Koala: I'm going to make sashimi.
 * Betty Koala: I'm going to make a chocolate cake.
 * Floppy Rabbit: I'm going to make carrot cake.
 * Mimi Rabbit: Me too.
 * Patty Rabbit: Me three.
 * Rachel Rabbit: Me four.
 * Bobby Bear: I'm going to make a vanilla milkshake.
 * Fanny Fox: I'm going to make a chocolate milkshake
 * Mason Saitō: I'm going to make a cookies 'n cream milkshake.
 * Suzie Squirrel: I'm going to make apple pie.
 * Matthew Yoshida: I'm going to make cherry pie.
 * Danny Dog: I'm going to make cinnamon rolls.
 * Clara Murakami: I'm going to make chocolate chip cookies.
 * Catherine Cheetah: I'm going to make bungeoppangs.
 * Susan Serval: I'm going to make some yakgwas.
 * Laura Leopard: I'm going to make chapssaltteok.
 * Holly Hyena: I'm going to make some dorayakis.
 * RecessFan1984: I'm going to make a pooping cake. Har! (X30)
 * ("Sometime later")
 * Ash Ketchum: Okay class, times up. It's time you show me your meals, snacks and desserts. I will taste test your food to see how well you all did.
 * [The students show their meals and Ash Ketchum is ready to do test tasting. He ate some of Roobear Koala's sushi and he felt happy and delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Wow, Roobear Koala! You did great. That sushi was delicious and I'm going to give you an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Roobear Koala: Sweet! Thank you, Ash Ketchum.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're welcome, Roobear Koala. Now to taste Laura Koala's meal.
 * [Ash Ketchum walks over to Laura Koala to test taste her meal. He ate some of the sashimi Laura Koala made and he felt happy and amazed.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Great work, Laura Koala. That sashimi is nice and delicious and I'm going to give you an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Laura Koala: Thank you, Ash Ketchum.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're welcome. Now to go to Betty Koala.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Betty Koala and had a large piece of her chocolate cake. He became very delighted by the sweet taste of the chocolate cake. The icing is very rich and sweet.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Wow! That chocolate cake is very sweet, rich and nice. Betty Koala, you did very good baking that cake with the help of the Sweetspets. You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Betty Koala: Thank you, Ash Ketchum! You're amazing!
 * Ash Ketchum: You're very welcome, Betty Koala! Now to go over to Floppy Rabbit, Mimi Rabbit, Patty Rabbit and Rachel Rabbit to test taste their carrot cakes.
 * [Ash Ketchum went over to Floppy Rabbit, Mimi Rabbit, Patty Rabbit and Rachel Rabbit to test taste their carrot cake. He ate small pieces of each carrot cake and he was amazed.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Cool! Floppy Rabbit, Mimi Rabbit, Patty Rabbit and Rachel Rabbit, you four did very good. You four get A's and a reward of $950.
 * Floppy Rabbit: Thanks, Ash Ketchum.
 * Mimi Rabbit: You are the best.
 * Ash Ketchum: Your four are welcome. Now to go over to Bobby Bear.
 * [Ash Ketchum went over to Bobby Bear to test taste his vanilla milkshake. He had a big sip of the vanilla milkshake and he became delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Sweet milkshake you made Bobby Bear! That vanilla milkshake was very sweet and rich. You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Bobby Bear: Thank you, Ash Ketchum.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're very welcome. Now to go over to Fanny Fox.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Fanny Fox to test taste her chocolate milkshake. He had a big sip of the chocolate milkshake and he became very delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Sweet! That chocolate milkshake is very awesome and rich! Fanny Fox, you get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Fanny Fox: Cool! Thank you, Ash Ketchum. I'm glad you appreciated it!
 * Ash Ketchum: You're very welcome. Fanny Fox. Now to go over to Mason Saitō.
 * [Ash Ketchum went over to Mason Saitō to test taste his cookies 'n cream milkshake. He had a big sip of the cookies 'n cream milkshake and he became very delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Fantastic job, Mason Saitō. That cookies 'n cream milkshake is very rich and sweet. You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Mason Saitō: Thanks Ash Ketchum.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're very welcome, Mason Saitō. Now to go over to Suzie Squirrel.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Suzie Squirrel to test taste her apple pie. He took a piece of the apple pie and ate it. He became delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: That apple pie is very sweet, rich and delicious, Suzie Squirrel! You deserve an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Suzie Squirrel: Cool! Thank you, Ash Ketchum. You're the greatest.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're very welcome, Suzie Squirrel. Now to go over to Matthew Yoshida.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Matthew Yoshida to test taste his cherry pie. He became deleted by the sweet and rich taste of the cherry pie.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Cool, Matthew Yoshida. That cherry pie is very rich and sweet! You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Matthew Yoshida: You're welcome.
 * Ash Ketchum: Now to go over to Danny Dog and test taste his cinnamon rolls.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Danny Dog to test taste his cinnamon roll. Ash Ketchum ate 2 of Danny Dog's cinnamon rolls and became delighted. The cinnamon rolls are very sweet and rich.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Great job, Danny Dog. You did very good making the cinnamon rolls and this means you get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Danny Dog: Thanks, Ash Ketchum. I did a good job with the cinnamon rolls.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're welcome and I know you did well, Danny Dog. Now to go over to Clara Murakami.
 * [Ash Ketchum walks over to Clara Murakami to test taster her chocolate chip cookies. He ate 4 of the chocolate chip cookies and he became very delighted and happy by the sweet, rich and delicious chocolatey taste,]
 * Ash Ketchum: Sweet job, Clara Murakami! Those chocolate chip cookies are very sweet and rich! You baked them very perfectly without any problems. You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Catherine Cheetah: Thank you, Ash Ketchum.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're welcome. Now to go over to Catherine Cheetah to test taste her bungeoppangs she made.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Catherine Cheetah to test taste her bungeoppang. He ate 3 bungeoppangs and became delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: Cool! Those bungeoppangs are very sweet and are the greatest fish-shaped Korean pastries. You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * Catherine Cheetah: Thanks, Ash Ketchum.
 * Ash Ketchum: You're very welcome. Now to go over to Susan Serval.
 * [Ash Ketchum walks over to Susan Serval to test taste her yakgwas. He ate 2 of them and became delighted.]
 * Ash Ketchum: You did very good making those yakgwas, Susan Serval. You get an A+ and a reward of $1,000.
 * [Ash Ketchum walked over to Laura Leopard to test taste her chapssaltteok]
 * Kayla: RecessFan1984, we can't believe you failed Cooking Club and got an F-!
 * Charlie: For your punishment, we will delete your videos and you will never upload them again! But first, we'll check your videos and make sure they're not offensive!
 * [Charlie, Kayla, Marcus, Melody and Grace grab out RecessFan1984's laptop and became shocked to see 17 more horrid videos RecessFan1984 made as the Scary sound effect plays. The videos are: "Uta Yumeno in Real Life", "Hello Kitty in Real Life", "My Melody in Real Life", "The Jewelpets in Real Life", "Retsuko in Real Life", "Roobear Koala in Real Life", "Laura Koala in Real Life", "Betty Koala in Real Life", "Chibimaru in Real Life", "Fenneko in Real Life", "Dylan Priest in Real Life", "Sarah West in Real Life", "Mr. Bean Throws Dylan Priest Down the Gorge/Penny and Mitch Get Beaten Up by Wubbzy and his Friends", "Mr. Bean Kills the Jewelpets/Grounded, "Mr. Bean Kills Cinnamoroll and his Friends/Grounded", "Mr. Bean Kills My Melody and her Friends/Grounded" and "Dark Bowser Throws Brendan Barney Down the Gorge/Penny and Mitch Get Killed by Fanboy and Chum Chum".]
 * Charlie: OH MY BLOODY GOD!!! RecessFan1984, these videos are very totally offensive!! That's it, you're so grounded for Super Humanity!! Now I'm deleting your videos for good and you will never see them ever again!!
 * [RecessFan1984 cried and danced like a total idiot as his family deletes all of his videos on YouTube.]
 * RecessFan1984: No!! (x30)
 * [Charlie deleted all of RecessFan1984's videos for good.]
 * RecessFan1984: NO!! (X60) You deleted all of my precious videos! Now I will never see my videos again!!
 * Grace: That's right.