Sachiko Nomura's Bad News for all Nick Jr. haters

Cast

 * Ivy as Sachiko Nomura

Transcript

 * (November 5, 2007)
 * Sachiko Nomura: [scared] Hello everyone, Sachiko Nomura here! Do you known why I am scared and nervous? Because today Sophie the Otter and I have bad news for all Sanrio, Nintendo and Pretty Cure fans, Japan and for all of the people who hate Nick Jr., and you are all not going to like this! Ni Hao, Kai-Lan, an American-Canadian-Chinese 2D-animated (anime-influenced) interactive children's television series has premiered in Canada on Treehouse TV!! This is really bad news! If you don't believe me, here's proof that I found on The New York Times website!
 * [Cut to: The news article "Cartoons With Heart ... and a Little Mandarin" on The New York Times website as the Scary sound effect plays loudly. The article dates back to April 15th, 2007.]
 * Sachiko Nomura: [offscreen] See! This is really, really bad news for all of Japan! Ni Hao, Kai-lan is going to be the worst thing Treehouse TV has ever done, and that new show is so going to cause trouble and be a major nightmare for all of Canada and later the United States of America! Nickelodeon is so going to get worse in February of 2008!